Not sure who wrote this but it’s just too funny not to pass along.
- My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
- His food is prepared for him.
- He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
- His meals are provided at no cost to him.
- He visits the Doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
- For this, he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
- He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs.
- He is not required to do any upkeep on the house.
- If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
- He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
- He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
- He lives like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
- All of his costs are paid by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog’s a Democrat!