Left Leaning Dog

Not sure who wrote this but it’s just too funny not to pass along.

large dog sleeping on chair

  • My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
  • His food is prepared for him.
  • He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
  • His meals are provided at no cost to him.
  • He visits the Doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
  • For this, he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
  • He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs.
  • He is not required to do any upkeep on the house.
  • If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
  • He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
  • He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
  • He lives like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
  • All of his costs are paid by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,  Holy S#!t, my dog’s a Democrat!